Kris the Kat luxuriates in winnings

I have a message to all your readers from this week's Parish Draw winner, writes Ronan Murphy.

“Winner, Winner, Chicken Dinner.”

This most certainly will be the case after Kris the Kat — yes it's with a K — won €50 in this week's Parish Lotto.

Kris has no immediate plans to travel with her new found wealth — other than a lazy stroll around St Brigid’s Avenue, perhaps a visit to 'Les petit Pets' for something French, or into Nolans
for her favourite steak — tenderised as always, lads!

As always too, she will remain indoors as Halloween approaches, on guard duty by the fire.

Kris would wish to thank her seller Vivian Clarke for his persistent nagging, week in week out, in extracting her allowance ... and without whom this never would
have happened.

Meoww ...